Picard: "You both look dashing, Will. Nobody will care if it's the same top."

Riker: "SHUT UP."

Picard: "…I beg your pardon?"

Riker: "I said “SHUT UP”! As in close your mouth and stop talking!”

Troi: "Will, I sense how upset you are. You're angry and impatient."

Riker: "Deanna, back off...this is fashion we're talking about "