Dude. What is Trump's problem? Is he trying to start a war? Because this is how you start wars. Canadians are our neighbors and nobody gives a shit about what a lake is called unless it's the name of a serial child-rapist criminal like "Trump"

On behalf of most Americans, Canada, we're sorry and just as fed up with this fucking Nazi as you are. When he dies, let's have an international party where we all relax and do things that reduce our collective cortisol levels.

Also, let's just all call it Lake Awesome Canada.

Fucking... What an embarrassment. We're so sorry.