This is the kind of early morning espresso/kratom talk I can get behind!

Rollin' on the river!

Sting Mary's womb was indeed empty, but the shape of her uterine void was mapped and used to build a functional replica of the salty messiah. When he was found floating down the Nile on a congealed foam of textile factory chemicals, the prophecy was fulfilled.

Would be, not is. Just trying to be pedantic over someone trying to be funny, don't mind me.