About 10 years ago someone spiked my weed with a strong, unknown hallucinogen. My ego dissolved. There was no boundary between me and the rest of the universe. I contemplated infinity. I saw everything as reverberating patterns of perfect geometric shapes and understood intuitively how everything in nature is rigidly defined by mathematics. To this day I still remember and cherish the lessons revealed to me in that span of a few hours.

So my question is... am I entitled to compensation from the government?