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@ironmanstan

headcanon: since meeting ant man, no one dares to fuck with spider man cause they think he can control spiders and fuck that tbh. he defeats villains by threatening to order spiders to infest their house,, his success rate is 100%, new york is crime-free in less than a month,

@ironmanstan

antman:

villain: what you going to do huh? steal my picnic food? lmao let me get the magnifying glass

spiderman:

villain:

villain: ill just turn myself in,