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bots- is there a solution (programming.dev)
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bots on websites, on apps on forums, has anyone found a real solution to getting rid of bots? and bot accounts? if so id love to know any solutions

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[–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

How do you know that you know what carbon paper is? What if it's not about writing it down, but the carbon(friends) we made along the way? And given that we're all made of carbon, does that make you antifriend? And you know who wasn't very friendly? Nazis. So you're basically a Nazi if you think you shouldn't admit people who don't knownwhat carbon paper is.

Checkmate, lib

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  • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 child)

    Your Honor, I move to dismiss this entire course of reasoning presented by the prosecution, by the simple fact that it was NOT, presented to me carbon copied in duplicate for review, and as per the terms and conditions of my fictitious forum, all submissions must be expressly submitted via such means, and I shall quote DIRECTLY here, under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that "all offers shall become null and void if" - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - "I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained," et cetera, et cetera... "Fax mentis, incendium gloria cultum," et cetera, et cetera... "Memo bis punitor delicatum"!

    It's all there! Black and white, clear as crystal! YOU stole Fizzy-Lifting Drinks! YOU bumped into the ceiling, which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you GET... NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!

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