Take one lost Redditor and trebuchet them back to Reddit.

I'd rather take the rock and the stick and kill vampires.

Capital is dead labor, which, vampire-like, lives only by sucking living labor, and lives the more, the more labor it sucks.

I'm guessing you are one of those "poor [that] see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires."

what?

do you think phones are made from the glandular secretions of billionaires?

???