By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America

The first sentence is already rotten. No single person in a state of law should have that much power.

It's probably standard verbiage since even before the Patriot Act, but I still don't like it.

I was hoping I could get the tl;dr from the text, because I simply cannot listen to his voice rn, but I can't read this shit either.