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[–] 9 points 1 month ago*

Firstborn:

She's a silly Sally, silly Sally, silly Sally

She's a sweetie kitty, sweetie kitty, sweetie kitty

(On repeat. Usually for long enough for her to have lost and then regained interest in whatever I was doing while singing.)

Wild child:

MISTAAAAAR... boycat...

MISTAAAAAR... boycat...

HE'S MYYYYY... baby...

HE'S MYYYYY... boycat...

(Usually when he enters the room. Still has mixed success in distracting him from choosing violence...)

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