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New Parody Site Threatens to Replace CEOs With AI for Tiny Fraction of Their Bloated Salaries (www.yahoo.com)
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[–] 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This seems over engineered. I’m pretty sure a simple program that just replies “yeah sure” to anyone from the right department asking about something would outperform most CEOs.

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  • [–] 19 points 2 months ago*

    The classic..

    Middle-manager: We have 3 options, but only enough resources to finish 1, which one should we prioritize?

    CEO: These are all great! I look forward to seeing the final version of all 3 next week.

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  • [–] 14 points 2 months ago

    The primary role of the CEO is to solicit cheap lending from banks. A simple program can't do that. You need a real human being at the business with another real human being who was friends with that first human being in college and who now works as a broker at a big financial institution to stamp the loan.

    This is every billionaire's path to power. Not via what they know but who they know.

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