Warforged Bard, Unit #69420, Designation: JAMB0T

JAMB0T comes pre-equipped with seven different musical instruments, an ale dispenser (ale not included), a confetti cannon, a heater core, and a subwoofer big enough to rattle Pelor's china cabinet.

JAMB0T was primarily built as a way to get his creator free drinks at parties, but since the death of his creator some time ago, JAMB0T has been set loose to wander the world of his own accord. He doesn't understand the difference between an adventuring 'party' and a party party.

"KEYWORD: 'PARTY' RECOGNIZED. THIS UNIT WAS BORN TO PARTY. ACCEPT?"