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OpenAI's first hardware device is reportedly a screenless speaker that can move (techcrunch.com)
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[–] 49 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Can move on it's own?! Just what I always wanted! An obnoxious speaker creature that follows me around, "learns" about me, and never shuts the fuck up.

These guys have their fingers on the pulse.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I already have a cat.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Can move on it's own?!

    Nope, there's an underpaid contractor somewhere in India that the company OpenAI outsourced their work to, outsourced their work to.

    That person is watching and listening to everything you do and piloting the robot.

    But dont worry, OpenAI is training their new robot controller on this person's actions so that soon™ they can terminate their contract with the company that outsourced their stalking to the Indian man now watching you masturbate.

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