Oh, knowing the US, tampon brands will just skyrocket in price because it's free unregulated money.

3 generations from now, Americans will travel overseas mindblown that tampons aren't $60 / 16 pack and along with things like insulin still being dirt cheap.

"Why's it so much cheaper here?!"

"Now, I know you're not gonna believe this so easily, but..." explains

"Well I'm glad the government pays for it and not me."

"Yeeeeah. I think you're still not quite getting it..." explains more

"Noooo. That would never happen in the US."

"Okay, so..."