I love Greenland and the people up there, but I will never understand their love of whale blubber. We went on kaffemik while we were there and tasted everything both because it was polite, but also because it was kinda fun trying something new. I was especially thrilled about the small dried fish that they eat like a snack. Very chewy and extremely salty. It was pretty tippy to walk around with a whole ass fish and gnawing on it like a candy bar.

Everything tastes like fish except musk ox and reindeer. They weren't lying when they said that you are what you eat. Whale meat taste like fish. Seal meat taste like fish. Polar bear meat taste like fish.

They had a whole ass whale tail on a small table on the balcony outside and stuck a knife in it. Feel free to cut off a piece and chew on it for tenthousand years. I just couldn't do it. I wanted to, but everything in me was like "nope, bitch." Meanwhile my younger sibling walked up, cut a piece and started chewing. The look on their face told me that I had made the right decision.

"It tastes like fish"

Yep.

They make mean cakes, though. And I fucking love reindeer. Tastes so good.