He kinda was. Unfortunately enough Americans voted for some dipshit that the Supreme Court handed the Presidency to the dipshit. Internet Daddy never got to be President. So the internet became a shithole dominated by tech bros.

Of course that pales in comparison to the problems the dipshit caused in the Middle East, and even bigger problems to come with global warming.

AI Gore

I read this as "Ae Eye Gore" and thought you meant the internet was reared by computer-generated content on rotten