Oh come on, snake_casing when you could have made it look like an $ENVIRONMENT_VARIABLE?

It has been unseasonably cool where I live. We're talking low 80's, 26-ish celcius.

Weather is very hard to conceptualize for us monkeys. It's very easy for someone who never needs to stay in one place to have a completely incorrect perception of what weather or climate actually is. People who do stay in one place seem to struggle with it, that should tell you what you need to know.