During the pandemic when everything was locked down I tried rooting a pineapple top and now 6 years later I have little pineapple garden.
As a kid, my mom tried to grow a pineapple plant. Unfortunately we lived in a high altitude arid climate so it was too cold and dry for it to ever take off, despite living in a pot in a sunny window.
I'm too much of a black thumb to even consider something like that.