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[-] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 20 points 16 hours ago

But then you can't shovel handfuls of popcorn in your mouth where a quarter misses your mouth and is found in the couch cushions 2 days later.

[-] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 9 points 16 hours ago

found in the couch cushions 2 days later.

Just saving some for later.

[-] orenj@leminal.space 4 points 15 hours ago

Gotta feed the roach homies

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Aren't those the people who come over and empty your ashtrays when they're out of weed?

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