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[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 months ago (3 children)

But then you can't shovel handfuls of popcorn in your mouth where a quarter misses your mouth and is found in the couch cushions 2 days later.

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[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

found in the couch cushions 2 days later.

Just saving some for later.

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[–] orenj@leminal.space 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

Gotta feed the roach homies

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[–] scutiger@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Aren't those the people who come over and empty your ashtrays when they're out of weed?

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