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[–] 12 points 2 months ago (7 children)

They’re putting armed guards at supermarkets near me right now lol.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

    What value of groceries/items do you need to steal before they feel the need to use their weapons against you?

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  • [–] 2 points 2 months ago* (1 child)

    Jeez, how much did you steal for this to make business sense for the supermarket?

    However much, you need to double that amount so they can afford to hire a second security guard.

    Soon, we will all be employed at the supermarket. That's when we turn around and point two fingers at their eyes and then at our own and say "we are the supermarket now".

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