FiniteBanjo comments on A story in four acts

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 27 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Trump Campaign Promise: "Never start a new war"

Trump first year: Steals a Venezuelan oil tanker, blows up surrendering cillians, bombs a city, and kidnaps their dictator.

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[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Second year: Iran.

I wonder what war he will start in year 3? He's still threatening to annex Greenland and I know we have been preparing for attacks and are still ready to fight for Greenland, but we will see.

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[–] butwhyishischinabook@anarchist.nexus 10 points 3 months ago (1 child)

Don't forget about Cuba, my money's on an invasion of Cuba next year.

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[–] Nangijala@feddit.dk 5 points 3 months ago

Probably more likely than Greenland tbh. We can only hope he’s become too demented to even remember that Cuba exist by 2027.

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[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 1 point 3 months ago

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