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A story in four acts (thelemmy.club)
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[-] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 27 points 6 days ago

Trump Campaign Promise: "Never start a new war"

Trump first year: Steals a Venezuelan oil tanker, blows up surrendering cillians, bombs a city, and kidnaps their dictator.

[-] Nangijala@feddit.dk 14 points 6 days ago

Second year: Iran.

I wonder what war he will start in year 3? He's still threatening to annex Greenland and I know we have been preparing for attacks and are still ready to fight for Greenland, but we will see.

Don't forget about Cuba, my money's on an invasion of Cuba next year.

[-] Nangijala@feddit.dk 5 points 6 days ago

Probably more likely than Greenland tbh. We can only hope he’s become too demented to even remember that Cuba exist by 2027.

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