Image: “The Evolution of Intellectual Freedom” — a comic strip by Jorge Cham (PHD Comics, © 2011)

A horizontal timeline with an upward-pointing Y-axis (implying increasing freedom) and a rightward X-axis (implying career progression). Six stages of academic life are illustrated with cartoon figures and speech bubbles, reading left to right:

	1.	Before Grad School — An enthusiastic young person in a green t-shirt raises one finger triumphantly, declaring: “I’m going to research whatever I want!”
	2.	Grad Student — A hunched figure sits stressed at a computer, mumbling: “I’m going to research whatever my professor wants!”
	3.	Assistant Professor — A harried woman in a purple dress rushes past clutching papers, saying: “I’m going to research whatever my tenure committee wants!”
	4.	Tenured Professor — An older bearded man relaxes comfortably in a large armchair, announcing: “I’m going to research whatever my grant committee wants!”
	5.	Emeritus Professor — A very elderly hunched figure with a walking stick raises a finger hopefully, beginning: “I’m going to research whatever I-”
	6.	A gravestone — Inscribed with “RIP” and the epitaph: “Research In Peace” — cutting off the Emeritus Professor mid-sentence.

The comic’s dark punchline: intellectual freedom never actually arrives.
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[–] 1 point 3 months ago (1 child)

Is that a local or worldwide statistic? I would be surprised to learn this was true in the United States, much less globally. Got a link?

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Have you ever once, in your entire life, been to a university campus anywhere? I've observed this with my mk I eyeballs and a functioning brain while attending university.

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