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[–] 7 points 4 months ago

My wife has Schrödinger's ears.

We are in the same room:

me: "hey hon" ... "honeyyy" ... "sweetie the house is on fire" ... "the dog invented a time machine" ...

But when she is on the other side of the house:

me to kid: "here's your cereal, buddy" wife: "WHAAAAAT?"

I get to have some fun with it, at least.

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