As amusing as this is, you REALLY have to read the thread someone posted this to on reddit.
Because it's terrifying and hilarious.
Ladies this is fucking metal and made me think of Amos in The Expanse after a ferocious fight in the showers on a belter ship. One of the more memorable moments in the show for my favorite character.
If you really do this, I'm a fan of you.
https://youtu.be/_0KyzYiNgwA