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[–] 95 points 3 months ago* (6 children)

Unless it’s an oled, WRONG, there hasn’t ever been SOMEONE as WRONG in the HISTORY OF HUMANITY, you DUMB person, you know what they say, big man, strong man, came up to me, tears down his eyes asking, why is my power so expensive, and I told him, it’s that JERK over THERE who is hogging all the power, and so I ENACTED an executive order to officially start a WAR, military OPERATION in Pakistan to find Obama Bin Laden HUSSEIN and find out why THIS JERK is spending ALL THE ENERGY on his TERRIBLE setup THAT ISN’T EVEN GOLD, like my ballroom, beautiful ballroom, big ballroom, came down tears down its eyes thanking me for making it pretty, and GOLD and SAFE and FIT FOR GENERATIONS TO COME

Edit: I have too much fun writing these

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I know this is funny and I had a laugh but modern led displays have brightness zones and can dim backlighting in dark areas. so a big bright image also uses more power than a dark image on them as well. I know, fun party facts πŸ˜…

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  • [–] 21 points 3 months ago

    LOCAL DIMMING IS A RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA TOOL. Only a Dumbocrat would believe such propaganda, the REDUCTION of FOSSIL fuel consumption is NOT PATRIOTIC forcing the FEDERAL government to increase subsidies into FOSSIL FUEL INDUSTRY that will go BANKRUPT due to the TREASONOUS DEFECTIVE LOCAL DIMMING panels. ONLY SOMEONE SMART like ME, a GENIUS just like EINSTEIN, who has done SEVERAL COGNITIVE ASSESSMENTS where the DOCTORS were VERY IMPRESSED could POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND the consequences of letting LOCAL FACTORIES adopt SUCH CRAP technology. SPEAKING OF UNDERSTANDING I understand that IM NOT ALLOWED TO BANG MY DEAR DAUGHTER IVANKA because I AM her FATHER but if I WASNT, I totally WOULD DO HER. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS INCREDIBLY TREMENDOUS COMMUNICATION THAT BLEW your MIND.

    Note: I forgot about local dimming, lol

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)

    For all the fucking shit

    That he is putting us through

    When all is said and done

    He better burn hot in hell too

    This is what we got now

    What are we to do

    About the conman and all of his crew

    A sexual sadist, you just know it

    And those people are the vilest to exist

    racist, sexist, convicted felon rapist

    And who can even tell all the crimes that were missed

    Of all the shit that's redacted on the list

    I'm pissed, fucker running the government like a business

    Goodness, jesus, I sure can see

    How he drove them into bankruptcy

    Please dear lord end his presidency

    A bullet or a stroke

    Will do the job just as nicely

    Crazy, letting this shady

    Motherucker phase me

    Maybe

    It's time for another round

    to hit this childish baby

    If you line em up

    You can getem both with one shot

    That fat damn prick and his old lady

    Time is coming, heart keeps throbbing

    Syphilis aching, cholesterol spiking

    God ain't listening to take a hit on the slob

    Please, hamburgers, do your god damned job

    ...

    I have written too many lyrics about the piece of shit I hope it ends soon

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