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[–] 33 points 4 months ago* (6 children)

I wanna see a kindergartener pull up to snack time with a whole ass watermelon

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    There are small softball sized watermelons too

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    But you still need a pretty decent knife to cut into it. Which a kindergartner shouldn't have at school. Or they could bash it on the table till it breaks open I guess. I'm sure the teachers and janitors will love that.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 months ago

    A guy in my highschool did that as a joke

    Brought a watermelon in his bag, busted it out at lunch and just stabbed it with a spoon, cracked it open, and started scooping it onto a lunch tray.

    The closest teacher sent him to the office, threw away the watermelon and they tried to give him detention, but I guess a parent called the school and yelled at the principal for being ridiculous.

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