"arirals are real and in the government files" was not on my 2026 bingo card (cc: @VoicesOfTheVoid)
@GroupNebula563 @noisytoot @VoicesOfTheVoid
I'm recalling this fits the vibe of CSI, Season 4, Episode 5, "Fur and Loathing" with the gotcha line: "I thought it was a coyote"
This whole report could have been triggered by mixing Hello Kitty branded wine and prescription medications.