"arirals are real and in the government files" was not on my 2026 bingo card (cc: @VoicesOfTheVoid)
![A screenshot of the recently released "UFO files", showing a typewritten document. Areas encased in square brackets have been digitally highlighted with red boxes in the image, clearly added onto the existing screenshot.
1. EXECUTIVE REPORT:
On 12 January 1994 at approximately 2317 hours, a non-terrestrial humanoid entity was encountered by U.S. Army reconnaissance patrol during a routine perimeter sweep in the Nevada Test and Training Range. The entity appears to be a [bipedal female-form humanoid with feline characteristics] including external ear appendages and a caudal appendage. The entity exhibited intelligence, communicated in English, and displayed non-hostile behavior. The entity was temporarily detained, medically examined, and later released at approximately 0430 hours on 13 January 1994.
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3. SUBJECT DESCRIPTION:
* Designation: N-7
* Apparent Gender: Female
* Estimated Age: 20-25 Earth years
* Height: 162 cm (5 ft 4 in)
* Weight: 49 kg (108 lbs)
* Eyes: Gray-silver
* Hair: Silver-blond
* Distinctive Features:
- [Feline ear appendages] (mobile)
- [Feline caudal appendage] (approx. 78 cm)
- Enhanced agility and balance
- No observable body hair](https://thelemmy.club/api/v3/image_proxy?url=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F549%2F323%2F041%2F608%2F156%2Foriginal%2Fcd609b4430aa9050.png)
@GroupNebula563 @VoicesOfTheVoid It's not real since the only files from 1994 in the UFO dump were from Afghanistan and had a flat white background, but whoever did that edit still deserves applause because I didn't notice till I cross-referenced actual files and suuuper zoomed in to look at the paper grain lol