Trump says he will send an ‘Election Integrity Army’ into every state for midterms
(www.independent.co.uk)
Oh nah, this isn't even gonna be soldiers. I'm sure he'll just be deputizing Guys with Guns to do it, or maybe just getting local and state PDs to do it. So instead of Private Asshole, you're now being stared down by Dale from Accounting, who's really wanted an excuse to kill a man since he was 13.