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[–] 24 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Communist golf is where everyone shares the same ball and has to dodge cowpats in the communal pasture as they play.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Anarchocommunist golf is where you spend the day trying to track down the golf clubs someone took from the communal tool shed without telling anyone.

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    And then of course the weirdest variant of all is capitalist golf, where it can only be played on scrupulously maintained private property and you have to pay like $1800 per year for access.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    Your gold club has an access fee? How pedestrian. Ours is a private golf club only open to shareholders to ensure that only the right people can access it, and none of those new money creeps can make it in

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