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[–] [S] 47 points 5 months ago (8 children)

not that i dont agree, but boring games are allowed to exist. the issue is the racism, elitism, colonization of land, waste and abuse of water and resources

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  • [–] 25 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    100%. Honestly, some of my favorite games are boring ass games.

    If golf went inclusive and solar punk tomorrow, I still wouldn't play cuz I'm really bad at it. But I also would have no more complaints.

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  • [–] [S] 20 points 5 months ago (6 children)
  • [–] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

    We need Golf, but its Mini Golf.

    Like, put some life sized Tyranosaur statues out in the middle of the fairway. Want to get on the green? Drive it 100 yards though the nostril of a giant fiberglass clown, or go around and chip through the sand traps full of spiders.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Nah, let's have MAXI GOLF! The drive is accompanied by fireworks and flamethrowers. The fairway shoots duplicate balls that are slightly green in color. At least one section allows for a tackle. Before you can putt on the green you have to spin around on your club fifty times and there are three holes, two of which will launch your ball in the air. The real one shoots out a rainbow beam when you get the ball in the hole. When you finish you get a giant check. Sure it's just for getting some Chuck E Cheese level prizes, but hey, it's a giant check.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I'm in favour of everything except fifty times. Too many, that'd get old, and slow things down, which is against the spirit of MAXIGOLF.

    Instead, you have to putt using a club that has a working shakeweight attached to it for the first five shots. After that you can turn off the shakeweight but it will spray glitter paint on you.

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