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[-] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 1 week ago

Staff: What are you doing here?

Possum: Fuck you, I'm a cat! Feed me!

Staff: Okay then, let's hear you meow.

Possum: Hiss! See? I'm a fucking cat! Feed me!

Staff: That wasn't a meow.

Possum: Cats hiss! Now feed me, damnit!

Staff: Aren't you a little young to be swearing?

Possum: Cats are born knowing how to swear! Now feed me motherfucker, or I'll trash your kitchen!

this post was submitted on 06 May 2026
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