That boyfriend was once sweet, caring, quirky, and innovative once. He tried many things and was better than his older two brothers, the hip one who charged too much and the lame one that your parents were forced to deal with.

Somewhere along the way, he forgot his roots and became Jennifer Lopez.

This argument irks me as it merely exists to wash the crimes of companies as if they exist on a different plane of existence where morality doesn't exist and people pretend corporates are not just a bunch of humans in a trench coat trying to commit the crime without doing the time.