A Boring Dystopia

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The future is toast (thelemmy.club)

submitted 4 months ago by merdaverse@lemmy.world to c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world

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[–] redlemace@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Don't give them ideas! Next it will only toast revolition brand bread. Any other will not turn on the toaster and void warranty

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

There's an RFID chip in the bread to enable toasting on compatible models.

"No, that's the XF-6800 toaster, it can only toast XF 6-series bread and above. You're using XC-4, you need the one that says "premium ultra."

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[–] toynbee@piefed.social 1 point 4 months ago (1 child)

They already do that to authenticate cheese.

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 point 4 months ago

They put it in the rind that nobody eats, and that's to combat counterfeits, not to userlock appliances

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