Reason number 5,386 to delete your Reddit account and encourage your friends & loved ones to do the same.

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[–] 159 points 5 months ago* (18 children)

ah pedonald trying to scare people. fuck him with a retractable baton.

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  • [–] 62 points 5 months ago (11 children)

    That might bring him pleasure.

    Dip him in acid.

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    That calcium-loving one that eats your bones if you touch it?

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    I kinda wanna see the one that causes sensory blending and hallucinations.

    And just fuck with him for...well how ever many days a dose like that would take to wear off.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    As a chemist, I recommend Hydrofloric acid

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  • [+] -26 points 5 months ago* (5 children)

    man i fuckin hate the us government. Do y'all really say shit like "pedonald" unironically though

    do y'all say that shit and be like "heh yeah i got his ass"? do y'all say shit like "The Orange Menace" and think it's the fuckin bomb dot com?

    you old ass freaky mfs got that truth social energy going on. Y'all say some corn ball facebook auntie garbage and act like it's tuff with two F's

    Can y'all act like normal human beings instead of this weird ass insulated secluded sector of the radicalized internet for a sec big dog like damn

    slaughter conservatives and behead authority figures, stop this busted ass middle school style name calling though holy fuck

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