Microsoft wants Edge to automatically open by default every time you turn on your Windows 11 PC
(www.windowscentral.com)
Oh heh, yeah, o'course! I wasn't really meaning that seriously, more just riffing off the thread of silly $HOME expansions. :3
Probably good to mention that in case someone comes along and thinks /home/$(whoami) is actually a good idea though, hah.
(Mac has normal users' homes in /Users!!)