Oh god ... Years and years ago, we played every weekend in college. We had this one DM who's campaign ran for ... I dunno, at least a couple years. Anyway, we found this wand, lightweight metal, red with white swirls on the side and some strange lettering. We used a spell to read the lettering, which said "Bottled at the Coca-Cola Company Bottling Plant, Philadelphia, PA". We had no idea what that meant, though.

None of the spells available at the time helped identifying what the wand did, so we went through our standard tests to figure out what it was. Nothing we tried worked. We were like, well, it doesn't weigh much and maybe it's important or we'll find out what it does later on.

So, we carry this damned rod around for a fucking year and a half. Every so often we remember it and try again, but the only information we ever get "Coca-cola Bottling Plant". The campaign finally ends (our DM was graduating) and we go over the campaign and one of the questions we ask is, wtf was that rod? And he says, "Oh, it was a rod of resurrection." And we're like, wtf? And he laughs and says, yeah, 'cause this.

Damn near lynched him.