Made a flowchart for you:
< Do you feel wet? >
|
+-- yes --> < are you indoors? >
| |
| +-- yes --> < are you wearing pants? >
| | |
| | +-- yes --> [ you peed yourself ]
| | |
| | +-- no --> [ you're taking a shower ]
| |
| +-- no --> [ it's raining ]
|
+-- no --> [ you are not taking a shower ]