▲ 938 ▼ po-tay-toes (thelemmy.club) submitted 5 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz 96 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Kojichan@lemmy.world 25 points 5 months ago (3 children) Vodka, right? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (2 children) Right? Just pressure-cook the potatoes in vodka before letting them completely cool and then mash them. Then it's not alcoholism, it's side-dishes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 child) You're missing the forest for the trees. Vodka can be, and is, made from potatoes. What is that if not the man's closest companion? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago That's why I recommend using a pressure cooker instead of boiling them in vodka. Don't let anything evaporate. Boiling potatoes in water to mash them makes watery potatoes. Pressure cooking them in vodka makes the potatoes more potato. ^Note: Please don't actually pressure cook things with vodka. You're just begging for the world's scariest Molotov cocktail on your kitchen counter.^ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (2 children) Right? Just pressure-cook the potatoes in vodka before letting them completely cool and then mash them. Then it's not alcoholism, it's side-dishes. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 child) You're missing the forest for the trees. Vodka can be, and is, made from potatoes. What is that if not the man's closest companion? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago That's why I recommend using a pressure cooker instead of boiling them in vodka. Don't let anything evaporate. Boiling potatoes in water to mash them makes watery potatoes. Pressure cooking them in vodka makes the potatoes more potato. ^Note: Please don't actually pressure cook things with vodka. You're just begging for the world's scariest Molotov cocktail on your kitchen counter.^ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 child) You're missing the forest for the trees. Vodka can be, and is, made from potatoes. What is that if not the man's closest companion? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago That's why I recommend using a pressure cooker instead of boiling them in vodka. Don't let anything evaporate. Boiling potatoes in water to mash them makes watery potatoes. Pressure cooking them in vodka makes the potatoes more potato. ^Note: Please don't actually pressure cook things with vodka. You're just begging for the world's scariest Molotov cocktail on your kitchen counter.^ permalink fedilink source parent
[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago That's why I recommend using a pressure cooker instead of boiling them in vodka. Don't let anything evaporate. Boiling potatoes in water to mash them makes watery potatoes. Pressure cooking them in vodka makes the potatoes more potato. ^Note: Please don't actually pressure cook things with vodka. You're just begging for the world's scariest Molotov cocktail on your kitchen counter.^ permalink fedilink source parent
