You take the mouse and do clicky clicky. Luckily theres usually one control panel on linux in contrast to three more and more legacy versions in windows where you need to go three levels deep in order to change the local ip address.

I literally click one button and it starts the entire automated update process. The only interruption is asking for a password

You probably never used Linux. Or you used it 20 years ago.

Imagine thinking the terminal is something to be forced into.

If you have to do that to install anything, it's either always your package manager or something that can be copy-pasted from the included installation guide.

You don't even need the terminal in most cases. You have GUIs. Simple ones.

I'd rather have to type a line than struggle with installing 10 pieces of unnecessary bloatware individually

On the other hand, it takes only four letters and hitting enter for me to update everything installed on my pc so not that hard to memorize a few commands.