▲ 265 ▼ Age checks creep into Linux as systemd gets a DOB field (www.theregister.com) submitted 5 months ago by throws_lemy@lemmy.nz to c/technology@lemmy.world 106 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (11 children) No thanks, not the distro I will be using. permalink fedilink source hideshow 11 child comments replies: [–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 5 months ago (10 children) Systemd isn't a distro, it's an init and bootstrapper that underlies several distros permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] texture@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago (1 child) they easily might have meant that the distro they will be using has declared they will not implement this permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 4 points 5 months ago* That was very, very likely what the parent comment meant. The correction was unnecessary. permalink fedilink source parent [–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (7 children) If the hyperventilators could read that would be a very good point. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago (6 children) Look it's mr. Fort Lauderdale again^ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world -3 points 5 months ago* (5 children) . Fort Lauderdale You know this is a California law we are talking about right? I guess when everything is a 7th dimensional alien invasion to you, little things like geography don't matter. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 1 point 5 months ago* (4 children) How do I come back at someone calling me a fed? Fuck, I don't have any good arguments pro compliance ... Guess I'm going to show how stupid and crazy they are by being a pedant Haha, that'll show 'em ^you probably permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago* (3 children) How do I come back at someone pointing out i can't/don't read and am hyperventilating over laws that don't exist outside of my mind? Call everyone a fed. ~ Litterally you & Alex Jones permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago* (2 children) laws that don’t exist outside of my mind https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billTextClient.xhtml?bill_id=202520260AB1043 https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/03/ab-1043s-internet-age-gates-hurt-everyone I don't know about you but this looks pretty real to me? Are you going to tell me that there is no AB 1043. Maybe you are trapped in a solipsistic world where this sort of encroachment doesn't exist. I know what you are going to say next, "Have you yourself ever seen the curvature of the Ear-", but let me stop you for a sec and tell you that when you think everything is Alex Jones, you should maybe look at yourself and ask the question "Maybe I am Alex Jones?" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 child) JFC did you even read the article you linked to. What's the point in talking to people hyperventilating so hard you don't read your own sources. Even proposals that may not explicitly mandate age verification permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago Look, I can selectively quote what you say to completely fuck up the meaning of things! little things like geography don’t matter. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 5 months ago (10 children) Systemd isn't a distro, it's an init and bootstrapper that underlies several distros permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] texture@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago (1 child) they easily might have meant that the distro they will be using has declared they will not implement this permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 4 points 5 months ago* That was very, very likely what the parent comment meant. The correction was unnecessary. permalink fedilink source parent [–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (7 children) If the hyperventilators could read that would be a very good point. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago (6 children) Look it's mr. Fort Lauderdale again^ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world -3 points 5 months ago* (5 children) . Fort Lauderdale You know this is a California law we are talking about right? I guess when everything is a 7th dimensional alien invasion to you, little things like geography don't matter. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 1 point 5 months ago* (4 children) How do I come back at someone calling me a fed? Fuck, I don't have any good arguments pro compliance ... Guess I'm going to show how stupid and crazy they are by being a pedant Haha, that'll show 'em ^you probably permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago* (3 children) How do I come back at someone pointing out i can't/don't read and am hyperventilating over laws that don't exist outside of my mind? Call everyone a fed. ~ Litterally you & Alex Jones permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago* (2 children) laws that don’t exist outside of my mind https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billTextClient.xhtml?bill_id=202520260AB1043 https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/03/ab-1043s-internet-age-gates-hurt-everyone I don't know about you but this looks pretty real to me? Are you going to tell me that there is no AB 1043. Maybe you are trapped in a solipsistic world where this sort of encroachment doesn't exist. I know what you are going to say next, "Have you yourself ever seen the curvature of the Ear-", but let me stop you for a sec and tell you that when you think everything is Alex Jones, you should maybe look at yourself and ask the question "Maybe I am Alex Jones?" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 child) JFC did you even read the article you linked to. What's the point in talking to people hyperventilating so hard you don't read your own sources. Even proposals that may not explicitly mandate age verification permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago Look, I can selectively quote what you say to completely fuck up the meaning of things! little things like geography don’t matter. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] texture@lemmy.world 24 points 5 months ago (1 child) they easily might have meant that the distro they will be using has declared they will not implement this permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 4 points 5 months ago* That was very, very likely what the parent comment meant. The correction was unnecessary. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 4 points 5 months ago* That was very, very likely what the parent comment meant. The correction was unnecessary. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago (7 children) If the hyperventilators could read that would be a very good point. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago (6 children) Look it's mr. Fort Lauderdale again^ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world -3 points 5 months ago* (5 children) . Fort Lauderdale You know this is a California law we are talking about right? I guess when everything is a 7th dimensional alien invasion to you, little things like geography don't matter. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 1 point 5 months ago* (4 children) How do I come back at someone calling me a fed? Fuck, I don't have any good arguments pro compliance ... Guess I'm going to show how stupid and crazy they are by being a pedant Haha, that'll show 'em ^you probably permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago* (3 children) How do I come back at someone pointing out i can't/don't read and am hyperventilating over laws that don't exist outside of my mind? Call everyone a fed. ~ Litterally you & Alex Jones permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago* (2 children) laws that don’t exist outside of my mind https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billTextClient.xhtml?bill_id=202520260AB1043 https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/03/ab-1043s-internet-age-gates-hurt-everyone I don't know about you but this looks pretty real to me? Are you going to tell me that there is no AB 1043. Maybe you are trapped in a solipsistic world where this sort of encroachment doesn't exist. I know what you are going to say next, "Have you yourself ever seen the curvature of the Ear-", but let me stop you for a sec and tell you that when you think everything is Alex Jones, you should maybe look at yourself and ask the question "Maybe I am Alex Jones?" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 child) JFC did you even read the article you linked to. What's the point in talking to people hyperventilating so hard you don't read your own sources. Even proposals that may not explicitly mandate age verification permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago Look, I can selectively quote what you say to completely fuck up the meaning of things! little things like geography don’t matter. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago (6 children) Look it's mr. Fort Lauderdale again^ permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world -3 points 5 months ago* (5 children) . Fort Lauderdale You know this is a California law we are talking about right? I guess when everything is a 7th dimensional alien invasion to you, little things like geography don't matter. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 1 point 5 months ago* (4 children) How do I come back at someone calling me a fed? Fuck, I don't have any good arguments pro compliance ... Guess I'm going to show how stupid and crazy they are by being a pedant Haha, that'll show 'em ^you probably permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago* (3 children) How do I come back at someone pointing out i can't/don't read and am hyperventilating over laws that don't exist outside of my mind? Call everyone a fed. ~ Litterally you & Alex Jones permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago* (2 children) laws that don’t exist outside of my mind https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billTextClient.xhtml?bill_id=202520260AB1043 https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/03/ab-1043s-internet-age-gates-hurt-everyone I don't know about you but this looks pretty real to me? Are you going to tell me that there is no AB 1043. Maybe you are trapped in a solipsistic world where this sort of encroachment doesn't exist. I know what you are going to say next, "Have you yourself ever seen the curvature of the Ear-", but let me stop you for a sec and tell you that when you think everything is Alex Jones, you should maybe look at yourself and ask the question "Maybe I am Alex Jones?" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 child) JFC did you even read the article you linked to. What's the point in talking to people hyperventilating so hard you don't read your own sources. Even proposals that may not explicitly mandate age verification permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago Look, I can selectively quote what you say to completely fuck up the meaning of things! little things like geography don’t matter. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world -3 points 5 months ago* (5 children) . Fort Lauderdale You know this is a California law we are talking about right? I guess when everything is a 7th dimensional alien invasion to you, little things like geography don't matter. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 1 point 5 months ago* (4 children) How do I come back at someone calling me a fed? Fuck, I don't have any good arguments pro compliance ... Guess I'm going to show how stupid and crazy they are by being a pedant Haha, that'll show 'em ^you probably permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago* (3 children) How do I come back at someone pointing out i can't/don't read and am hyperventilating over laws that don't exist outside of my mind? Call everyone a fed. ~ Litterally you & Alex Jones permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago* (2 children) laws that don’t exist outside of my mind https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billTextClient.xhtml?bill_id=202520260AB1043 https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/03/ab-1043s-internet-age-gates-hurt-everyone I don't know about you but this looks pretty real to me? Are you going to tell me that there is no AB 1043. Maybe you are trapped in a solipsistic world where this sort of encroachment doesn't exist. I know what you are going to say next, "Have you yourself ever seen the curvature of the Ear-", but let me stop you for a sec and tell you that when you think everything is Alex Jones, you should maybe look at yourself and ask the question "Maybe I am Alex Jones?" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 child) JFC did you even read the article you linked to. What's the point in talking to people hyperventilating so hard you don't read your own sources. Even proposals that may not explicitly mandate age verification permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago Look, I can selectively quote what you say to completely fuck up the meaning of things! little things like geography don’t matter. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 1 point 5 months ago* (4 children) How do I come back at someone calling me a fed? Fuck, I don't have any good arguments pro compliance ... Guess I'm going to show how stupid and crazy they are by being a pedant Haha, that'll show 'em ^you probably permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago* (3 children) How do I come back at someone pointing out i can't/don't read and am hyperventilating over laws that don't exist outside of my mind? Call everyone a fed. ~ Litterally you & Alex Jones permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago* (2 children) laws that don’t exist outside of my mind https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billTextClient.xhtml?bill_id=202520260AB1043 https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/03/ab-1043s-internet-age-gates-hurt-everyone I don't know about you but this looks pretty real to me? Are you going to tell me that there is no AB 1043. Maybe you are trapped in a solipsistic world where this sort of encroachment doesn't exist. I know what you are going to say next, "Have you yourself ever seen the curvature of the Ear-", but let me stop you for a sec and tell you that when you think everything is Alex Jones, you should maybe look at yourself and ask the question "Maybe I am Alex Jones?" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 child) JFC did you even read the article you linked to. What's the point in talking to people hyperventilating so hard you don't read your own sources. Even proposals that may not explicitly mandate age verification permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago Look, I can selectively quote what you say to completely fuck up the meaning of things! little things like geography don’t matter. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world -1 points 5 months ago* (3 children) How do I come back at someone pointing out i can't/don't read and am hyperventilating over laws that don't exist outside of my mind? Call everyone a fed. ~ Litterally you & Alex Jones permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago* (2 children) laws that don’t exist outside of my mind https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billTextClient.xhtml?bill_id=202520260AB1043 https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/03/ab-1043s-internet-age-gates-hurt-everyone I don't know about you but this looks pretty real to me? Are you going to tell me that there is no AB 1043. Maybe you are trapped in a solipsistic world where this sort of encroachment doesn't exist. I know what you are going to say next, "Have you yourself ever seen the curvature of the Ear-", but let me stop you for a sec and tell you that when you think everything is Alex Jones, you should maybe look at yourself and ask the question "Maybe I am Alex Jones?" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 child) JFC did you even read the article you linked to. What's the point in talking to people hyperventilating so hard you don't read your own sources. Even proposals that may not explicitly mandate age verification permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago Look, I can selectively quote what you say to completely fuck up the meaning of things! little things like geography don’t matter. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago* (2 children) laws that don’t exist outside of my mind https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billTextClient.xhtml?bill_id=202520260AB1043 https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2026/03/ab-1043s-internet-age-gates-hurt-everyone I don't know about you but this looks pretty real to me? Are you going to tell me that there is no AB 1043. Maybe you are trapped in a solipsistic world where this sort of encroachment doesn't exist. I know what you are going to say next, "Have you yourself ever seen the curvature of the Ear-", but let me stop you for a sec and tell you that when you think everything is Alex Jones, you should maybe look at yourself and ask the question "Maybe I am Alex Jones?" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 child) JFC did you even read the article you linked to. What's the point in talking to people hyperventilating so hard you don't read your own sources. Even proposals that may not explicitly mandate age verification permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago Look, I can selectively quote what you say to completely fuck up the meaning of things! little things like geography don’t matter. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RIotingPacifist@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 child) JFC did you even read the article you linked to. What's the point in talking to people hyperventilating so hard you don't read your own sources. Even proposals that may not explicitly mandate age verification permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago Look, I can selectively quote what you say to completely fuck up the meaning of things! little things like geography don’t matter. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] silverneedle@lemmy.ca 0 points 5 months ago Look, I can selectively quote what you say to completely fuck up the meaning of things! little things like geography don’t matter. permalink fedilink source parent