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Positive affirmations from your favorite captains (thelemmy.club)
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[–] 11 points 6 months ago (10 children)

Coffee addition is "ok", murder was absolutely necessary.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (8 children)

    No fucking way. Janeway like her coffee SO MUCH (how much is that, you ask? I will tell you, she loves her coffee SO MUCH!!) that she would even go to the extreme ends of not murdering someone to get it.

    Possibly not Tuvix though, bc fuck that one guy in particular.

    But a normal everyday murder, on a Tuesday, she would absolutely forego in order to have her coffee fix.

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  • [–] 5 points 6 months ago (7 children)

    Lmao, given the choice between coffee and killing Tuvix she would still kill Tuvix. Like any good captain.

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  • [–] 3 points 6 months ago (6 children)

    We all have to make sacrifices, in order to kill Tuvix.

    But the important thing is, can she find a way to also get coffee out of the situation?

    If the answer is anything at all related to proton torpedos, then the answer is an obvious yes!

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago* (5 children)

    Well, she could have airlocked Tuvix & fired a photon torpedo at him just to see if a cute flower and some commander would pop out. Or perhaps coffee beans, you never know until you try.

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  • [–] 4 points 6 months ago (4 children)

    ...Unless you seduce Q ... Then you can basically ensure coffee..

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  • [–] 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

    Then one can become coffee & just ouroboros oneself in an endless self-gratifying loop.

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