What has it got in its pocketses, precious?

pack-mule chic

If you pull the ripcord, does the parachute pop out?

I am the darkness... the darkness requires storage...

When you equip this outfit:

• Carrying capacity +2
• Dexterity -1
• Stealth -1
• Bludgeoning resistance +1
• Special effects: vampire wannabe: +1 Charisma with vampire thralls, -1 Charisma with actual vampires