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[–] 31 points 7 months ago (1 child)

It always ALWAYS comes step by step!

First they will introduce age "non-real-check", then they will enforce the check: you have accepted the principle, so what's the big deal if we actually check it?

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago*

    How do you catch a wild pig? (i dont remember the source)

    1. Day one: leave some rotten apples on the ground.
    2. Day two: Lay some fencing on one side and leave some rotton apples out.
    3. Day three, four and five: add more fencing everyday, but just leave it lying on the ground, keep leaving out apples.
    4. Day six, seven, and eight: leave out apples and stand up the fences one side per day until only the gate is left.
    5. Day 9: Install the gate, when the pig walks in, slam it shut.
    6. Day 10: Eat schnitzel and/or bacon

    We are the pig and they're already standing up the fences!!!

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