Either pick ONE number to Keep. Or Roll an 8-Sided dice TWICE, and Keep BOTH results. (If you roll the same number twice, reroll until you get another number) There’s a dice roller bellow.
Roll: 1 - 6
Magica de Spell. Oh, come on! The duck? Seriously? I mean, I guess she would be pretty hot...if I were a damn duck! What should I do with her? She's got a beak! No, man, I'm not into it this time: I'm having a shower and playing with myself.
Alpha. Ok, Alpha, I'm sorry. I don't even know who you are, I just know you're a gorgeous blonde elf and I have to take this fuck as if it were two: I got a damn duck with the previous roll! Just be quiet and let me use you as long as I want, anyway I want.
