True, but even paying in cash or otherwise, both items are pretty darn cheap..

Whoops, meant to comment to another commenter this time, my bad.

let me introduce you to our lord and savior... water balloons.

Meh, there's ways to disguise yourself, such as throwaway clothing and wash-off body paint.

Or so I've been told...

I hear ya there, but I also hear that they don't have drain holes on the bottom inside the door and rainwater (and other fluids) will run down the windows inside the door and collect at the bottom and mess up the electronics and cause internal corrosion.

Remember, they're piss poor designed, go after known weaknesses..