▲ 679 ▼ xkcd #2821: Path Minimization (startrek.website) submitted 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/xkcd@lemmy.world 41 comments fedilink hide all child comments Link to comic: https://xkcd.com/2821/
[–] ma11en@lemmy.world 77 points 3 years ago* (7 children) Alt text. Of course you get an ice cream cone for the swimmer too! You're not a monster permalink fedilink source hideshow 7 child comments replies: [–] teft@startrek.website 11 points 3 years ago (5 children) Now I want to see someone swimming with a cone of ice cream in each hand. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] roguetrick@kbin.social 4 points 3 years ago You want me to wear my swim trunks or get a bikini.. Warning before your answer: only one body type has the bouyancy to pull it off. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 years ago* (3 children) As an Aussie, I don't see why that is unusual. You use your feet. But if it's only two icecreams, then you hold them both in one hand and swim with the other one. All I can say about this one though is that this is a very flat beach: Waves would ruin the icecream pretty bloody fast. Must be a river or something. Do people not swim with icecreams in other countries? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (2 children) Do people not swim with icecreams in other countries? Never heard of anyone doing it no, so probably not? 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) Huh. Stuff I never expected to be unique to Oz. Swimming with something that can't get wet is not unheard of here. I sometimes swim a book over to somewhere to read, or a phone to a good place for a photo too. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago See, that IS completely unheard of here! If it's not supposed to be wet, we wouldn't dream of swimming with it! I don't know if it's because you guys are born excellent swimmers like Norwegians are with skiing, but I don't know ANYONE who wouldn't assume that swimming with something invariably means getting it wet 😄 permalink fedilink source parent [–] anonymoose@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 years ago Thanks, was disappointed about no alt text 🙏 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] teft@startrek.website 11 points 3 years ago (5 children) Now I want to see someone swimming with a cone of ice cream in each hand. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 5 child comments replies: [–] roguetrick@kbin.social 4 points 3 years ago You want me to wear my swim trunks or get a bikini.. Warning before your answer: only one body type has the bouyancy to pull it off. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 years ago* (3 children) As an Aussie, I don't see why that is unusual. You use your feet. But if it's only two icecreams, then you hold them both in one hand and swim with the other one. All I can say about this one though is that this is a very flat beach: Waves would ruin the icecream pretty bloody fast. Must be a river or something. Do people not swim with icecreams in other countries? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (2 children) Do people not swim with icecreams in other countries? Never heard of anyone doing it no, so probably not? 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) Huh. Stuff I never expected to be unique to Oz. Swimming with something that can't get wet is not unheard of here. I sometimes swim a book over to somewhere to read, or a phone to a good place for a photo too. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago See, that IS completely unheard of here! If it's not supposed to be wet, we wouldn't dream of swimming with it! I don't know if it's because you guys are born excellent swimmers like Norwegians are with skiing, but I don't know ANYONE who wouldn't assume that swimming with something invariably means getting it wet 😄 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 4 points 3 years ago You want me to wear my swim trunks or get a bikini.. Warning before your answer: only one body type has the bouyancy to pull it off. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 years ago* (3 children) As an Aussie, I don't see why that is unusual. You use your feet. But if it's only two icecreams, then you hold them both in one hand and swim with the other one. All I can say about this one though is that this is a very flat beach: Waves would ruin the icecream pretty bloody fast. Must be a river or something. Do people not swim with icecreams in other countries? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (2 children) Do people not swim with icecreams in other countries? Never heard of anyone doing it no, so probably not? 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) Huh. Stuff I never expected to be unique to Oz. Swimming with something that can't get wet is not unheard of here. I sometimes swim a book over to somewhere to read, or a phone to a good place for a photo too. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago See, that IS completely unheard of here! If it's not supposed to be wet, we wouldn't dream of swimming with it! I don't know if it's because you guys are born excellent swimmers like Norwegians are with skiing, but I don't know ANYONE who wouldn't assume that swimming with something invariably means getting it wet 😄 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago (2 children) Do people not swim with icecreams in other countries? Never heard of anyone doing it no, so probably not? 🤷 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) Huh. Stuff I never expected to be unique to Oz. Swimming with something that can't get wet is not unheard of here. I sometimes swim a book over to somewhere to read, or a phone to a good place for a photo too. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago See, that IS completely unheard of here! If it's not supposed to be wet, we wouldn't dream of swimming with it! I don't know if it's because you guys are born excellent swimmers like Norwegians are with skiing, but I don't know ANYONE who wouldn't assume that swimming with something invariably means getting it wet 😄 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) Huh. Stuff I never expected to be unique to Oz. Swimming with something that can't get wet is not unheard of here. I sometimes swim a book over to somewhere to read, or a phone to a good place for a photo too. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago See, that IS completely unheard of here! If it's not supposed to be wet, we wouldn't dream of swimming with it! I don't know if it's because you guys are born excellent swimmers like Norwegians are with skiing, but I don't know ANYONE who wouldn't assume that swimming with something invariably means getting it wet 😄 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago See, that IS completely unheard of here! If it's not supposed to be wet, we wouldn't dream of swimming with it! I don't know if it's because you guys are born excellent swimmers like Norwegians are with skiing, but I don't know ANYONE who wouldn't assume that swimming with something invariably means getting it wet 😄 permalink fedilink source parent
[–] anonymoose@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 years ago Thanks, was disappointed about no alt text 🙏 permalink fedilink source parent