▲ 1341 ▼ Microsoft CEO warns that we must 'do something useful' with AI or they'll lose 'social permission' to burn electricity on it (www.pcgamer.com) submitted 7 months ago by throws_lemy@reddthat.com to c/technology@lemmy.world 354 comments fedilink hide all child comments Workers should learn AI skills and companies should use it because it's a "cognitive amplifier," claims Satya Nadella. in other words please help us, use our AI
[–] morto@piefed.social 76 points 7 months ago (9 children) Denial Anger Bargaining <- They're here Depression Acceptance permalink fedilink source hideshow 9 child comments replies: [–] rumba@lemmy.zip 32 points 7 months ago (3 children) The five stages of corporate grief: lies venture capital marketing circular monetization private equity sale permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] lando55@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago (2 children) Where do the three envelopes fit in permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 months ago Roll 2d6 on private equity sale. 7 or higher and you get to ride again with an IPO at position 6. 1-6 and you get to fill out the envelopes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] elvith@feddit.org 2 points 7 months ago In my pocket permalink fedilink source parent [–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (1 child) Denial: "AI will be huge and change everything!" Anger: "noooo stop calling it slop its gonna be great!" Bargaining: "please use AI, we spent do much money on it!" Depression: companies losing money and dying (hopefully) Acceptance: everyone gives up on it (hopefully) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 months ago Acceptance: It will be reduced to what it does well and priced high enough so it doesn't compete with equivalent human output. Tons of useless hardware will flood the market, china will buy it back and make cheap video cards from the used memory. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 child) Which seems like good progress. I feel like they were in denial not three weeks ago. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] arendjr@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago May the depression be long lasting and heartfelt in the United States of AI. permalink fedilink source parent [–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago Correct, but needs clarification: Depression referring to the whole economy as the bubble burst. Acceptance is when the government accepts to bail them out because they're too big and the gov is too dependent on them to let them die. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 32 points 7 months ago (3 children) The five stages of corporate grief: lies venture capital marketing circular monetization private equity sale permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] lando55@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago (2 children) Where do the three envelopes fit in permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 months ago Roll 2d6 on private equity sale. 7 or higher and you get to ride again with an IPO at position 6. 1-6 and you get to fill out the envelopes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] elvith@feddit.org 2 points 7 months ago In my pocket permalink fedilink source parent
[–] lando55@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago (2 children) Where do the three envelopes fit in permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 months ago Roll 2d6 on private equity sale. 7 or higher and you get to ride again with an IPO at position 6. 1-6 and you get to fill out the envelopes. permalink fedilink source parent [–] elvith@feddit.org 2 points 7 months ago In my pocket permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 months ago Roll 2d6 on private equity sale. 7 or higher and you get to ride again with an IPO at position 6. 1-6 and you get to fill out the envelopes. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago (1 child) Denial: "AI will be huge and change everything!" Anger: "noooo stop calling it slop its gonna be great!" Bargaining: "please use AI, we spent do much money on it!" Depression: companies losing money and dying (hopefully) Acceptance: everyone gives up on it (hopefully) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 months ago Acceptance: It will be reduced to what it does well and priced high enough so it doesn't compete with equivalent human output. Tons of useless hardware will flood the market, china will buy it back and make cheap video cards from the used memory. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 months ago Acceptance: It will be reduced to what it does well and priced high enough so it doesn't compete with equivalent human output. Tons of useless hardware will flood the market, china will buy it back and make cheap video cards from the used memory. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 child) Which seems like good progress. I feel like they were in denial not three weeks ago. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] arendjr@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago May the depression be long lasting and heartfelt in the United States of AI. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] arendjr@programming.dev 2 points 7 months ago May the depression be long lasting and heartfelt in the United States of AI. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] matlag@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago Correct, but needs clarification: Depression referring to the whole economy as the bubble burst. Acceptance is when the government accepts to bail them out because they're too big and the gov is too dependent on them to let them die. permalink fedilink source parent