The battle system seems well-balanced to me, with the higher critical chance of the enemy working well against the player's witches attacking first and the player choosing matchups.

The Battle: Unbeknownst to me, the witches had been preparing for a battle against their foes of many-hundred years. The Well-Willers preparing for a battle against the World Turn'd Upfide Down. While the sexual rites provided varying degrees of success, they at least convinced the witches of my good intentions so that these women are willing to allow me to lead them.

My tactic is to open with my strongest defender against the enemy coven's weakest attacker: Laura Vandervoort against Ariana Grande. Laura has nearly 10 years more experience in giving blowjobs and trivially wins a contest of spouting magickal rhymes. Laura defeats her foe without suffering one iota of injury.

Next, I observe that Coi Leray is quite powerful in offense while Sofia Vergara is vulnerable in defense. While Coi Leray retains all her energy, she has since dealt with the caster of the rabbit's warren curse and is able to focus fully. Taking 2 points of damage, she unleashes a critical strike to remove Sofia from the battlefield.

Elisha Cuthbert protects herself poorly, and her critical capacity is weak. I send Laura out again. Laura attacks and defends perfectly, once again achieving victory without suffering a scratch.

I judge Camila Mendes to be weak, but she unleashes multiple critical attacks and defeats Laura. Still, she is down to 23 hearts. Wary of another damaging barrage, I send out Olivia Rodrigo. She is successful.

McKayla Maroney has strong attacks and defenses, but a low criticality. Becky Lynch is one of my highest-ranked witches, so she does battle. Becky deals an overwhelming strike, quickly defeating her foe while suffering little. It seems that my ritual of endurance was helpful to her.

By far, Daisy Ridley is the weakest remainder of the World Turn'd Upfide Down, so I put forth Nikki Bella. Sadly, a critical hit knocks Nikki down to 40 hearts, although she then recovers and defeats her foe. Perhaps Bella would have fared better if I had chosen the arbitration in her favor.

Maude Apatow carries the lowest criticality, and I send Coi Leray to assail her. Coi suffers a bit of heart loss, but a critical strike and strong defense mean that she carries the duel quite well.

I send Auli'i Cravalho against Lily Rose Depp. The witches trade critical strikes. Auli'i prevails with 14 hearts remaining.

Rita Ora is the only witch standing against the Well-Willers. I attack with Janelle Monae. Rita loses one-third of her hearts, but wins. Eager to finish the fight, I choose Becky Lynch. Becky is victorious! I have achieved victory at the cost of two witches.

My happily ever after harem:

Auli'i Cravalho continues to deliver orgasmic titfucks.

Becky Lynch seeks me out whenever she requires punishment.

Coi Leray rides me with bountiful energy.

Halle Bailey and Nikki Bella continue to compete for my cum with blowjobs, various acts of cowgirl, and doggy style fucking.

Janelle Monae resides in an afterlife paradise, where I occasionally visit to cum onto or inside of every part of her body.

Kate Beckinsale and Olivia Rodrigo gift me threeways (almost always while occupying their own bodies).

Laura Vandervoort delivers ghostly, unimpeachable blowjobs.