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Life pro tip for friends of pharmacists (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/science_memes@mander.xyz

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[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 47 points 8 months ago (3 children)

If you're ever lost in a forest, and you want to be rescued, just start building a house. Someone will magically appear to ask if you have a building permit.

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

In telecoma version is take a fibre optic cable with you and burry it. A backhoe will promptly arrive to dig it up.

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[–] Anarch157a@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 8 months ago

If you're in the desert, start mixing a Dry Martini, an Englishman will appear to tell your recipe is wrong and his is the correct one.

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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Put on a pair of headphones and start listening to something. Then set about to making shelter or building a fire or something. You'll be rescued as soon as your hands are full because someone will come along to ask you the single most inane question of your life.

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