Who needs a "secondary device for folks willing to juggle two smartphones"? Who would want this?
"Well, see, I have my phone in one pocket, then I have my second phone in my other pocket..."
"Are you a drug dealer, or something?"
"No, no, no. It's just that my secondary device does fewer things slightly differently, so sometimes I decided to use it instead of my phone."
"I don't get it."
"Look at the keyboard, it's like an old-school Blackberry. It's cool, right? Don't you think it's cool?"